CrankyMe

Howdy readers, Hope you all are doing good with your stuff and enjoying lockdown 5.0😉. Its been so long that everybody used falsehoods right? Quarantine made us be so true and obviously, we miss telling little lies. It's so common and each one has used or heard of it, if not then dude I salute you👍. There's a saying that "Little lies here and there is human nature and everybody does that". So let's just jump into the main point, WOOHOOO! I know you are all excited😇. 📌I'm almost ready. But for tomorrow😍 📌Ohh!! My phone was dead. Big deal😵 📌It's so great to see you. Seriously..... I bumped into you😏 📌I didn't say anything to anybody about you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂YEAH!!! FINGER CROSSED 📌I'll be there in 5 minutes. Believe me, if you are a believer😎 📌I'll call you right back. Forget it😁 📌Just one more episode. What?? I'm damn sure about this. 📌We'll see. Never

Peculiar people always do something that makes you embarrassed in front of everybody, you just can't change them or leave them, because they won't change and that's their speciality😎. Once in a lifetime, definitely there comes a situation where we come across "this" character. And hell yeah, we can never forget them for obvious reasons!! They just make you think wow seriously? These are some of the situations you might have come across and you are stunned for that moment. 👉They will ask so many random questions on the unusual topic in a group during some conversation, which don't have answers or if you answer their question then god, quiz round will begin. 👉They will be standing in a crowd with you, suddenly they start to sing loudly and people around just staring at you like, just make her/him shut the hell up dude. 👉They are a chatterbox, always talking to themselves or to an animal which will be sitting quietly somewhere on the path or t

NAMASTE READERS- Let me start this post with the best quote about India, " To me,  India's always represented 'everything'; it represents 'all'. Everything is here. You can stay here forever, and you'll never feel like you've missed out on life"- CHRIS MARTIN and we all agree with this. We Indians are unique in our own way, like tasty cuisine, diverse culture and traditions, historical heritage and so on. But something that can relate to us in common is shown in a funny way by this Q&A. ➤What do Indians believe in? ➣Miracles. Yes!! Guruji said miracle will happen in my life. I'm 70year old, still waiting for one - My Retired grandfather.  ➤What do Indians are good at? ➣Gossips. Indians don't need a place, time, occasion to gossip. Agree? ➤What do Indians love to hear? ➣Rumours. oh!! really!! Is that true? Wait I'll spread it. Apply simple logic "If you heard it, then spread it". ➤What thing India

Sometimes we pretend to be normal but let's face the truth its damn boring. So let's keep normalness aside and just say something weird, senseless or funny to entertain people.  let's get hilarious folks😉!!!! Hire a taxi. when the man asks you where you want to go, say "to infinity and beyond "😀. Go to pet shop and ask for a chicken 😋. Put up a "lost dog" with a picture of a flamingo on it 😆. In an elevator with many people in it, say "you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today" 😅. Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car " and put it on a random car 😎. Go up to a random people at the mall show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON" 😟. Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster even when it stops 😈. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies 😆. If someone irritates you with a topic, just tell "

Howdy readers, let me give a small intro about my doggo. She is Millie my 3 year old, a lab cross breed. Who has been with me since she was 8 weeks old. She is too friendly, hyperactive, possessive, adorable pooch and rarely barks on unknown people.  I will write a chitchat between us, as I decode her thoughts in the following pictures. *I never know what kind of pet name she calls me but lets guess it as 'Miffy'* 🐶 MILLIE & MIFFY 👧 #1 💗  Millie: Good morning Miffy, get up get up!!!! lets go for walking.  Miffy: Ohh very good morning Millie💋💋💋. You got up so early!!! (making awww noise by pulling her cheeks)  Millie: Why you are doing these kind of things to me now. Stop it, its annoying😬Its urgent....Lets go....Arfff!!! #2💙 Miffy: What are you searching dear? Tell me I'll find it for you. Millie: Don't disturb me, just stay away. I'll find it on my own😖. Where is my bone???😓 #3💚 Miffy: (Talking to my maa) I'll take m