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WHAT'S THERE TO TEE-HEE😁 ?

Hi there, It's been a while, hope you all are safe and doing good. Resembling situations are what we are fond of right? That's what we do with memes. We will share with our loved ones and say this so you, this is so us and yes we enjoy it.  Ok don't get confused as the above heading says, What's there to Tee-Hee? You all have come through this situation I guess when someone asks you this "WHAT'S THERE TO LAUGH? AM I JOKING". SO YES, LET'S RESEMBLE OUR HABIT OF LAUGHING IN A BAD SITUATION😎. #1  While getting scolding by teachers or parents😬.  why do we put ourselves in such bad positions? "scoldings that end up with beatings". #2 In a time of serious discussions.   Hahaha! why our mind never concentrate?😶                                                  #3 At the moment one of the relatives starts to give a piece of advice, what to do and wha...

FUN Q&A ABOUT INDIANS

NAMASTE READERS- Let me start this post with the best quote about India, " To me,  India's always represented 'everything'; it represents 'all'. Everything is here. You can stay here forever, and you'll never feel like you've missed out on life"- CHRIS MARTIN and we all agree with this. We Indians are unique in our own way, like tasty cuisine, diverse culture and traditions, historical heritage and so on. But something that can relate to us in common is shown in a funny way by this Q&A. ➤What do Indians believe in? ➣Miracles. Yes!! Guruji said miracle will happen in my life. I'm 70year old, still waiting for one - My Retired grandfather.  ➤What do Indians are good at? ➣Gossips. Indians don't need a place, time, occasion to gossip. Agree? ➤What do Indians love to hear? ➣Rumours. oh!! really!! Is that true? Wait I'll spread it. Apply simple logic "If you heard it, then spread it". ➤What thing India...

AMUSE PEOPLE BY SAYING HILARIOUS THINGS

Sometimes we pretend to be normal but let's face the truth its damn boring. So let's keep normalness aside and just say something weird, senseless or funny to entertain people.  let's get hilarious folks😉!!!! Hire a taxi. when the man asks you where you want to go, say "to infinity and beyond "😀. Go to pet shop and ask for a chicken 😋. Put up a "lost dog" with a picture of a flamingo on it 😆. In an elevator with many people in it, say "you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today" 😅. Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car " and put it on a random car 😎. Go up to a random people at the mall show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON" 😟. Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster even when it stops 😈. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies 😆. If someone irritates you with a topic, just tell "...

DECODING MY DOG'S THOUGHTS(IMAGINAL)

Howdy readers, let me give a small intro about my doggo. She is Millie my 3 year old, a lab cross breed. Who has been with me since she was 8 weeks old. She is too friendly, hyperactive, possessive, adorable pooch and rarely barks on unknown people.  I will write a chitchat between us, as I decode her thoughts in the following pictures. *I never know what kind of pet name she calls me but lets guess it as 'Miffy'* 🐶 MILLIE & MIFFY 👧 #1 💗  Millie: Good morning Miffy, get up get up!!!! lets go for walking.  Miffy: Ohh very good morning Millie💋💋💋. You got up so early!!! (making awww noise by pulling her cheeks)  Millie: Why you are doing these kind of things to me now. Stop it, its annoying😬Its urgent....Lets go....Arfff!!! #2💙 Miffy: What are you searching dear? Tell me I'll find it for you. Millie: Don't disturb me, just stay away. I'll find it on my own😖. Where is my bone???😓 #3💚 Miffy: (Talking to my maa) I'll take m...

TYPES OF STUDENTS WE FIND IN CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL LAB

Chemistry practical labs too have many memories for the science students which never fades. Do you remember how you behaved during your practical sessions? Probably it may relate to you or the one you know.  H ere are some   t ypes of students we find in chemistry practical labs: 🅐Attentive learner💂 They are the one who observes keenly and learn carefully. They follow every instructions and safety measures of the lab and are always in the steady form to escape in emergency.They are the best balanced humans for learning and escaping programs. 🅑The Chemical Mixologists😎 They have their own fanciful work rather than conducting real experiments. They just go on mixing whatever chemical they find and try to find new super drug to treat themselves.They believe in “why mixologists can’t have fun?” quote. *But results are invalid* 🅒The Stalker👀 They sneak peaks on their crush every minute to note their movements. They are just goo...

Swear/Cuss words can turn into funny words

Here's a simple thought ,"why do people swear/cuss?" Because it frees the feeling of anger or frustration . Useful substitute to physical violence. To look cool in front of  peers. OH!!!!! NOW THIS MAKES SENSE WITH A HINT OF SARCASM. HERE ARE SOME OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS WHICH  ARE FUN TO SWEAR WITHOUT GETTING ADRENALINE RUSH    ; Son of a human😂 This gives gender equality goals. Just tell the truth and none is specified for the sake of Homo sapiens You are such a dash😣 This is for the sake of freedom. Choose your words safely for yourself. Coconuts😬 Let me see whats inside, because some words just doesn't make sense. Drunken monkey😆 Are you drunk or just being ape? Hard to know stuff right!!! Insane witch😈 Gotcha!!!!! easy to use it Such a lump head😶 This is for the people who talk and wont listen. You have a lump dude!! Coward cat😹 Its just a trailer of "The  Conjuring". CALM DOWN...