Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts with the label try

AMUSE PEOPLE BY SAYING HILARIOUS THINGS

Sometimes we pretend to be normal but let's face the truth its damn boring. So let's keep normalness aside and just say something weird, senseless or funny to entertain people.  let's get hilarious folksπŸ˜‰!!!! Hire a taxi. when the man asks you where you want to go, say "to infinity and beyond "πŸ˜€. Go to pet shop and ask for a chicken πŸ˜‹. Put up a "lost dog" with a picture of a flamingo on it πŸ˜†. In an elevator with many people in it, say "you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today" πŸ˜…. Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car " and put it on a random car 😎. Go up to a random people at the mall show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON" 😟. Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster even when it stops 😈. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies πŸ˜†. If someone irritates you with a topic, just tell "...

DECODING MY DOG'S THOUGHTS(IMAGINAL)

Howdy readers, let me give a small intro about my doggo. She is Millie my 3 year old, a lab cross breed. Who has been with me since she was 8 weeks old. She is too friendly, hyperactive, possessive, adorable pooch and rarely barks on unknown people.  I will write a chitchat between us, as I decode her thoughts in the following pictures. *I never know what kind of pet name she calls me but lets guess it as 'Miffy'* 🐢 MILLIE & MIFFY πŸ‘§ #1 πŸ’—  Millie: Good morning Miffy, get up get up!!!! lets go for walking.  Miffy: Ohh very good morning MillieπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹. You got up so early!!! (making awww noise by pulling her cheeks)  Millie: Why you are doing these kind of things to me now. Stop it, its annoying😬Its urgent....Lets go....Arfff!!! #2πŸ’™ Miffy: What are you searching dear? Tell me I'll find it for you. Millie: Don't disturb me, just stay away. I'll find it on my ownπŸ˜–. Where is my bone???πŸ˜“ #3πŸ’š Miffy: (Talking to my maa) I'll take m...