AMUSE PEOPLE BY SAYING HILARIOUS THINGS

Sometimes we pretend to be normal but let's face the truth its damn boring. So let's keep normalness aside and just say something weird, senseless or funny to entertain people.

let's get hilarious folks😉!!!!

Hire a taxi. when the man asks you where you want to go, say "to infinity and beyond"😀.
Go to pet shop and ask for a chicken😋.
Put up a "lost dog" with a picture of a flamingo on it😆.
In an elevator with many people in it, say "you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today"😅.
Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car " and put it on a random car😎.
Go up to a random people at the mall show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON"😟.
Keep screaming after you get off a roller coaster even when it stops😈.
Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies😆.
If someone irritates you with a topic, just tell "Out of mind. Back in 5 minutes"😬.
While walking on a corridor, keep repeating loudly "I'm going to kill him today"👿.

😂Yeah!! I know what your thinking, just try to amuse people and have fun😂.

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Comments

Vj said…

I guess!!!!already u have done all these things right

17 May 2020 at 10:35

CrankyMe said…

ha ha ha!!! no, still some are there @vj

17 May 2020 at 10:43

Anonymous said…

Can you add a note on how to amuse people while social distancing 😂😂😂

17 May 2020 at 11:53

CrankyMe said…

Yea!!! Sure.
Run like hell by tieing a ballon on your back and shout "Maintain social distance".

17 May 2020 at 23:08

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